That’s a baby’s foot coming out of it’s mother’s ass (this is a breech birth). When the vagina tears so much that it creates an assgina, it’s called a fistula.
Artist’s comment: I found some reading material for the lonely Skyrim inhabitant in my searches…Act VII, Scene II, Continued
Lifts-Her-Tail - My goodness, that’s quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?
Crantius Colto - This loaf isn’t ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.
Lifts-Her-Tail - If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?
Crantius Colto - Oh, my foolish little Argonian maid, you must use your hands.
Lifts-Her-Tail - You wish me to knead the loaf? Here?
Crantius Colto - Of course.
Lifts-Her-Tail - But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.
Crantius Colto - Don’t fret, my delicate flower. I’ll satisfy the mistress’s cravings later.
Lifts-Her-Tail - Very well, but I’m afraid my oven isn’t hot enough. It could take hours!
Crantius Colto - Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
End of Act VII, Scene II
Everyone who’s played the Elder Scrolls knows about The Lusty Argonian Maid, Dobson. It’s been around for literally over a decade.
Projecting yet again you fat fuck
The kid could also just walk around the damn wall and you know, IGNORE THEM but obviously that would be the sensible thing to do.
Andrew Dobson, the very man who complains about the lack of money and attention he receives for his comics, turns down an opportunity to be seen.
WHY ARE YOU IN THIS JOB, DOBSON? IF NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT YOU, HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO GENERATE REVENUE?
I got bored and made an Ozzy Osbourne neopet.
- Tiny Glasses
- Deadly Beauty Wig
- Tasteful Black Cardigan
- Sparkling Multi-Stranded Gothic Necklace
- Twisted Roses Background
- Rock Star Microphone
- Black Utility Trousers
Artist: “You know what? Fuck it. If a hissi can wear a single shoe on its tail, then why shouldn’t this be adequate?”
it has arrived
burn the witch
I bloody hate quiggles and this doesn’t help any.
Okay, so here’s what’s happening in this cartoon: The woman has been beaten by her husband and has gone to the police for help, but the police officer is telling her he can’t help unless her husband has given his agreement.